tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-536720640277619373.post5201971692285193660..comments2015-10-20T16:01:45.320-07:00Comments on Just For the Sport of It: What a girl needs...Meagan Frankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12910548209099449437noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-536720640277619373.post-64905140192334725312015-10-20T16:01:45.320-07:002015-10-20T16:01:45.320-07:00No problem, dear.
I call myself an accountant
(cuz...No problem, dear.<br />I call myself an accountant<br />(cuzz we gotta answer to Jesus<br />about what souls we have either<br />helped or hurt in the long run: an acCOUNT-ant<br />fits the bill, doesn't it?? HeeHee). Looky...<br /><br />But, seriously, folks, as I stand-up<br />here on this Great Stage of our lifelong demise<br />(only 66ish feet across and 1-outta-1 croaks),<br />what's the MOST important objective in your<br />finite existence, dear? I certainly know what mine is:<br /><br />Hope2God this provides some knowledge<br />on your everlasting, spiritual journey;<br />I may see you again Upstairs... maybe not...<br />depending on how well WE mortals have fulfilled<br />our voyage to the Great Beyond by 1) loving God<br />and 2) loving our neighbor to the best of our ability. <br /><br />Why else does a moth fly FROM the night<br />than to a bold, attractive candle Light??<br />Don’t let His extravagant Brilliance be extinguished.<br />You’re creative, yes?<br />Then, fly-away with U.S. to the antidote…<br /><br />Whether you obtain morality4mortality to wiseabove<br />or just glean tantalizing specimens for thy next best seller,<br />you shall find in our blogs a lotta (subliminal) moxie<br />which has taken this sinfull mortal yeeeeers to compile!<br />I lay it ALL out for you, dear, with All-Star-Oxygems:<br /><br />Wouldn’t ya love an endless eternity<br />of aplomBombs falling on thy indelible cranium?<br />An XtraXcitinXpose with no zooillogical-expiration-date?<br />An IQ much higher than K2 all-go-rhythm?<br />An anti-establishment, savvy victory +<br />and avant-guarde-humility =<br />you’re promptly astonished, ain’tcha?<br />withe extraordinarily explosion of the mellowdramatic maelstrom??<br />Ha. Yeah. Me, too, for eternity.<br />Here’s what the exquisite, prolific GODy sed<br />(with a most-excellent-detector of bull§ht):<br /><br />“Faith, hope, and love,<br />the greatest of these is love –<br />jump into faith…<br />and you’ll VitSee with love”<br />Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe (what I write);<br />God believes in you.<br /><br />Meet me Upstairs, girl, where the Son never goes down<br />from a super-passionate, lucrative iconoclasm where you’ll find<br />nonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsX…<br />of deluxe-HTTP [<- pi] opportunities for excitement BTW.<br /><br />Do it. Do the deed, dude. Sign into the Big-Zaftig-House.<br /><br />PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”<br />-our Lord Jesus to Saint Gertrude<br />-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00241446130197185049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-536720640277619373.post-426648914330825302015-10-20T15:51:51.764-07:002015-10-20T15:51:51.764-07:00No problem, dear.
I call myself an accountant
(cuz...No problem, dear.<br />I call myself an accountant<br />(cuzz we gotta answer to Jesus<br />about what souls we have either<br />helped or hurt in the long run: an acCOUNT-ant<br />fits the bill, doesn't it?? HeeHee). Looky...<br /><br />But, seriously, folks, as I stand-up<br />here on this Great Stage of our lifelong demise<br />(only 66ish feet across and 1-outta-1 croaks),<br />what's the MOST important objective in your<br />finite existence, dear? I certainly know what mine is:<br /><br />Hope2God this provides some knowledge<br />on your everlasting, spiritual journey;<br />I may see you again Upstairs... maybe not...<br />depending on how well WE mortals have fulfilled<br />our voyage to the Great Beyond by 1) loving God<br />and 2) loving our neighbor to the best of our ability. <br /><br />Why else does a moth fly FROM the night<br />than to a bold, attractive candle Light??<br />Don’t let His extravagant Brilliance be extinguished.<br />You’re creative, yes?<br />Then, fly-away with U.S. to the antidote…<br /><br />Whether you obtain morality4mortality to wiseabove<br />or just glean tantalizing specimens for thy next best seller,<br />you shall find in our blogs a lotta (subliminal) moxie<br />which has taken this sinfull mortal yeeeeers to compile!<br />I lay it ALL out for you, dear, with All-Star-Oxygems:<br /><br />Wouldn’t ya love an endless eternity<br />of aplomBombs falling on thy indelible cranium?<br />An XtraXcitinXpose with no zooillogical-expiration-date?<br />An IQ much higher than K2 all-go-rhythm?<br />An anti-establishment, savvy victory +<br />and avant-guarde-humility =<br />you’re promptly astonished, ain’tcha?<br />withe extraordinarily explosion of the mellowdramatic maelstrom??<br />Ha. Yeah. Me, too, for eternity.<br />Here’s what the exquisite, prolific GODy sed<br />(with a most-excellent-detector of bull§ht):<br /><br />“Faith, hope, and love,<br />the greatest of these is love –<br />jump into faith…<br />and you’ll VitSee with love”<br />Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe (what I write);<br />God believes in you.<br /><br />Meet me Upstairs, girl, where the Son never goes down<br />from a super-passionate, lucrative iconoclasm where you’ll find<br />nonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsX…<br />of deluxe-HTTP [<- pi] opportunities for excitement BTW.<br /><br />Do it. Do the deed, dude. Sign into the Big-Zaftig-House.<br /><br />PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”<br />-our Lord Jesus to Saint Gertrude<br />-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00241446130197185049noreply@blogger.com